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Andie // On My Honor // Knoxville-ish // I like pop punk but not the qseudo-quasi, rut stuff // probably horny // aggressively unfancy // hella cleavage // man food specialist // superb at parallel parking // I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you // recommended by 4 out of 5 // I'm out of clever ways to impress you.

I just really like beards and beer breath.


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Some of my fave Frank Iero tweets (x)

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fuks:

thinking about space fucks me up 

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dalasharaia:

oh.my.god

I can’t decide who’s more adorable.

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ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

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I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you. I want to ride in the swing of your hips. My fingers will dig in you like quotation marks, blazing your limbs into parts of speech.
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