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Andie // On My Honor // Knoxville-ish // I like pop punk but not the qseudo-quasi, rut stuff // often nsfw // 18 // probably horny // aggressively unfancy // hella cleavage // man food specialist // superb at parallel parking // I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you // recommended by 4 out of 5 // I'm out of clever ways to impress you.

I just really like beards and beer breath.

My Face and Other Things


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The World Is an Okay Place I Guess But I Am Still Profoundly Terrified of Death as a Concept

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The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

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Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.

studip:

my favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but then the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and u just hear everyone in the crowd singing the words to the music and u see the smiles on the band members’ faces bc they know people care about their music and everyone’s just so happy who cares about anything else

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Walter White in any given episode  (via loav)

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JESSE, JESSE PICK UP THE PHONE

boobslyn:

you are everything i want cause you are everything i’m not 

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writingsforwinter:

Here they are! :)

The new batch of mixed-media collage self-portraits I made today.

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