MILF&Cookies

Andie // On My Honor // pop punk and sexual undertones // aggressively unfancy // in search of sleep, sanity, and The Shire // superb at parallel parking // I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you // recommended by 4 out of 5 // I'm out of clever ways to impress you.
My Face and Other Things

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Me in seventh grade:I hope I'm not gay
Me now:I want the soccer team to piss on me

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

(via milktanker)

alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

(via fuckofftrichnobodylikesyou)

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via fuckofftrichnobodylikesyou)

Me in seventh grade:I hope I'm not gay
Me now:I want the soccer team to piss on me

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

(via milktanker)

captainarlert:

blakvi:

With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit ‘em right between the eyes ! 

So dance, fucker, dance.

I never get tired of this song.

(via burning-down-wonderland)

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