MILF&Cookies

Andie // On My Honor // pop punk and sexual undertones // aggressively unfancy // in search of sleep, sanity, and The Shire // superb at parallel parking // I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you // recommended by 4 out of 5 // I'm out of clever ways to impress you.
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once:

some:

body

told me

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kill-natalie:

am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I can surprise people during car rides

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infinite:

do you ever just all of a sudden feel really alone

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jensenbatckles:

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

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kvothetheraving:

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

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me at age 12:ew older men
now:wow he's only 30?
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