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I just really like beards and beer breath.

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Be the person Uncle Iroh knows you can be

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WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

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vinebox:

Relationship goals.

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sxeworldwide:

nick-picss:

im-a-walking-paradox:

when your friends smoke but you dont 

sxeworldwide

You rang?

sonosazai:


Give-away!

PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE POST.

The original post was accidentally deleted. My fault. I apologize. 

Rules:

  • Must be following her <- (pvnkofficial)
  • Reblog the post.
  • Likes wont count, but you can like to save it.
  • Please don’t spam the notes on the post, and try to reblog only a couple times a day. I want everyone having a fair chance of winning.
  • Winner will be picked with generator.
  • Shipping worldwide.
  • If the winner only wants certain things, a 2nd winner will be picked. 
  • Winner(s) will be picked August 15th. 

Giveaway consists of:

  1. Man Overboard crewneck. (L) in girls.
  2. Suicide Silence tshirt. (M) in boys.
  3. Red Samsung wb100 16.2 MP camera. Perfect condition. (comes with sd card and case)
  4. White, red, blue Pokemon iPhone 4/4s cases.
  5. Purple/blue hard cover iPhone 4/4s case.
  6. Plugs not drugs tshirt. (M) in boys.
  7. We Came as Romans tshirt. (S) in girls.
  8. We Came as Romans tshirt. (S) in boys.
  9. Pokemon tank top. (M) in boys.
  10. Black carhartt beanie. 
  11. The Wonder Years banner/flag. 
  12. The Story so Far banner/flag.
  13. The Story so Far tshirt. (S) 
  14. Brand new Macbook air. Comes with the charger, box, and everything with the box. (Perfect condition, giving it away due to buying a new macbook pro)

Happy reblogging. (。◕‿◕。)

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laststarontheright:

While on vacation you should take lots of selfies, drink all the beers, lift all the weights, and smoke all the weeds.
✌️😎🌴

😍👅

icarly2007:

mom: i love you (:

me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people. 

(Source: 1985panties, via youareapleb)

MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?

weowethis:

weowethis:

I still believe in these pictures…

And I was right to…

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