When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life
6th grade was a hard time for me
I go back and forth through these periods where I want to be an RN and then I accept that I’ll be a stripper within the next year.
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE nope nien n0pe NOPE NOPE NO NO NO NO NOPE NOPE (x)
guess who got a A+ on their Media 15 midterm
im very proud of john cena
I WANT CURLY FRIENDS
I MEANT FRIES