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luketenderloin:

masturntbate:

*sends you a platonic nude*

jontpirtle

Me and my friends constantly actually.

Anonymous: What does the glass feel like? I've never tried a toy before but they're so pretty if I were to get one I would want a glass one! I just want to know like pros vs cons

dirtyberd:

Pros: they feel a million times better than most boys’ lame dick game so you don’t even need a boyfriend

Cons: they don’t take you out to dinner

DB gets it.

unclefather:

when i’m famous i’ll remember that you unfollowed me

rhapsodybrohemian:

Let me tear a hole in your leggings so I can fuck you while you wear them. Then cum over your ass and pussy with them still on. Afterwards I’ll go buy you 5 more pairs.

Goals.

is-this-illegal:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

"Sit on my face"