MILF&Cookies

Andie // On My Honor // pop punk and sexual undertones // aggressively unfancy // in search of sleep, sanity, and The Shire // superb at parallel parking // I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you // recommended by 4 out of 5 // I'm out of clever ways to impress you.
My Face and Other Things

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beertim3:

That is fucking precious

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urrplang:

colibooli:

almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes. yes they do. 

it’s the best

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sappy-bastards asked: YOOOOOOOOO IS YOUR HAIR REALLY THAT COLOR NOW BECAUSE IT LOOKS BAUSS


Answer:

It is, yes! Sadly, it will fade to more of a natural burgundy in about a week or so. But thank you! 😊

ohsaratopia:

thistimeitsuptoyou:

We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

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booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

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