MILF&Cookies

Andie // On My Honor // Knoxville-ish // I like pop punk but not the qseudo-quasi, rut stuff // probably horny // aggressively unfancy // hella cleavage // man food specialist // superb at parallel parking // I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you // recommended by 4 out of 5 // I'm out of clever ways to impress you.

I just really like beards and beer breath.


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someoneskitten:

kitty-in-training:

lemangelumiere:

heavymuffintop:

iamseafoam:

also I bought this excellent looking little flipbook from snaughtie on etsy and I am putting it into my coping skills toolkit.

this is amazing! 

My need is mighty

This is such a good idea! 

Love this

(Source: iamseafemme, via frillybowsandlace)

But all that running gets exhausting,
So come back and see me.
So easy, just like breathing.

(Source: seethroughperson, via tssfimnotsadanymore)

madelineyo:

pocketspooks:

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

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Excellent gif use

(via suck-my-kissx)

rumpelstiltskln:

Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man

(via burning-down-wonderland)

bought-abride:

A Lot Like Birds - Truly Random Code / Conversation Piece (2011)

"Sorry I missed your call. Was it distress?
If I reach past your smile, grab an SOS, do I shatter the illusion?
Am I doing you a favor?
Is there anything to salvage?
Is there anything to savor?”

(via ghostofthefall)

fawnah:

WHEN YOU THINK SOMEONE LIKES YOU
AND THEN THEY GET IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE
JOKES ON ME
AHAHAHAHAAH

(via ghostofthefall)

budapest-gambit:

pritchsylvania:

playtime-revenue:

Another new one off of our upcoming EP. 

Another certified jam off the Playtime Revenue EP I mastered

<3<3<3 listen to me because i’m desperate and seek attention <3 <3<3

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