MILF&Cookies

Andie // On My Honor // pop punk and sexual undertones // aggressively unfancy // in search of sleep, sanity, and The Shire // superb at parallel parking // I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you // recommended by 4 out of 5 // I'm out of clever ways to impress you.
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I’m going to go ugly cry in the shower.

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plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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is that Hitler standing there

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merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

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madammeguillotine:

yourfuneral-myparty:

i wanna be choked and pounded into the mattress and spanked real hard and called a bad little girl then go out for milkshakes and burgers and hold hands and have my forehead kissed
that’s real romance

All true except *good little girl works for me

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