MILF&Cookies

Andie // On My Honor // pop punk and sexual undertones // aggressively unfancy // in search of sleep, sanity, and The Shire // superb at parallel parking // I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you // recommended by 4 out of 5 // I'm out of clever ways to impress you.
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plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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is that Hitler standing there

(via suck-my-kissx)

merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

(via n0-transitory)

madammeguillotine:

yourfuneral-myparty:

i wanna be choked and pounded into the mattress and spanked real hard and called a bad little girl then go out for milkshakes and burgers and hold hands and have my forehead kissed
that’s real romance

All true except *good little girl works for me

(Source: unluckyrabbitfoot)

person:OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me:nope
person:BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me:i'm not

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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(Source: cyberfricking, via poppunknpepsimax)

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