MILF&Cookies

Andie // On My Honor // pop punk and sexual undertones // aggressively unfancy // in search of sleep, sanity, and The Shire // superb at parallel parking // I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you // recommended by 4 out of 5 // I'm out of clever ways to impress you.
My Face and Other Things

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Me in seventh grade:I hope I'm not gay
Me now:I want the soccer team to piss on me

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

(via milktanker)

alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

(via fuckofftrichnobodylikesyou)

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via fuckofftrichnobodylikesyou)

Me in seventh grade:I hope I'm not gay
Me now:I want the soccer team to piss on me

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

(via milktanker)

captainarlert:

blakvi:

With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit ‘em right between the eyes ! 

So dance, fucker, dance.

I never get tired of this song.

(via burning-down-wonderland)

sadhacker:

i love physical touch.  like not even kissing and stuff just like.  sitting next to each other with our arms touching or our legs overlapping or walking next to each other with our arms brushing i love knowing im real i love existing with people i love it

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